"Quote!"

There are some things that need writing down for the benefit of future generations. Those that are unminuteable for whatever reason can be found here.

Date	Name	Quote	Notes
7 May 2009	Doreé	I'm not a tramp I'm an alcoholic!	Doreé recalls a drunken evening in Halifax
16 April 2009	John B	I was lucid dreaming but couldn't think of anything to do... so I woke up
10 April 2009	Richard	I don't know whether to cry or masturbate . I'll try both.
15 May 2008	Elaine	I once did it with a pool triangle.
25 April 2008	Keith	How long before someone puts a stick of rock up their arse?
20 March 2007	Richard	Spilk: that feeling you've just cum in the milk again	Richard invents a new word, and the meaning behind it - the "again" is a nice touch...
12 Feb. 2007	Simon	Kit is metal enough to be welded to things.
12 Feb. 2007	Mikki	You're not going anywhere NEAR my PCI slot!
12 Feb. 2007	Kit	I've never found any gold-plated places on Mikki.
5 Feb. 2007	Richard	It's the subtle interplay of sex, booze & fags...
5 Feb. 2007	Kit	Bloody Oliver - It's like a Bloody Mary but tastes worse.
5 Feb. 2007	Richard	Fiona is taking a more than professional interest in proceedings.
3 Feb. 2007	Fiona	I don't have any expanses of hair large enough for Monk.
27 Jan. 2007	Mark T	I don't do animals, unfortunately.
21 Jan. 2007	Fiona	I'm not against breasts per se
20 Jan. 2007	Rachel	I would volunteer myself, but I don't have as many innuendos as Fiona	Regarding 20 Questions
20 Jan. 2007	Rachel	Reading Nietzsche is like reading Livejournal
20 Jan. 2007	Dan	Except me, who is unquoted...
20 Jan. 2007	Fiona/Simon	F: Mmm, vanilla. *lick* *lick* / S: You can taste me if you want.	Regarding kinky vs vanilla
20 Jan. 2007	Oli	It was lots of fun and not very sticky	On jelly wrestling
20 Jan. 2007	Nick J	The non-stick frying pan sprouted
20 Jan. 2007	Richard	I'm seeing what vegetables I can set fire to
20 Jan. 2007	Simon	Richard, even *your* ego doesn't have flying buttresses
20 Jan. 2007	Jen	What's wrong with carpets?
20 Jan. 2007	Fiona	Richard's nice, in a dodgy way
15 Jan. 2007	Richard	Oli! I never thought you'd spread your legs for me!
15 Jan. 2007	Simon	To Nick: Right then, threaten not-to-threaten Haydon with pain until he hands over the money.	Haydon is a member of CUFS...
15 Jan. 2007	Richard	It's a bit like Lego. You never have the right bits.
15 Jan. 2007	Richard	Don't sleep with Nick [J], he twists things
28 Dec. 2006	Nick J/John	Nick: You just want to be raped by squirrels. - John: That's one of the most popular fantasies.
28 Dec. 2006	Fiona	I don't do anything except the best steak.
28 Dec. 2006	Clive/Richard	Clive: You're out by 18 orders of magnitude. - Richard: I'm drunk.
28 Dec. 2006	John	Oh, here's Elise. She can be the voice of sanity.
9 Dec. 2006	Lupie	What? My breasts aren't a social transgression!
1 Dec. 2006	Iain	Our cake is as heavy as our metal and our tea is as black as our souls	Suggesting a slogan for the Rocksoc Tea Shop Crawl
22 Sept. 2006	Markachu and Ian	M: I'm engaged. / I: You're gay?! / M: Engaged. It's the same, but with a woman.
22 Sept. 2006	Baz	I'm happy in my pants.	About Transformers, concerningly.
19 Sept. 2006	Siobhan	I'm not convinced I like being called a buffer state.
16 Sept. 2006	Monk	I'm not evil, I swear.
25 Aug. 2006	Baz	Was I asleep on your shoulder? Sorry, I thought you were Emma	To Mark
11 Aug. 2006	Emma	For winter haiku / Write seventeen syllables / With pen on pulped trees
11 Aug. 2006	Dorée	You went to the bar and didn't get me whisky, even though Baz had licked my forehead.
8 Aug. 2006	Richard	You've got to wonder about the pope. ... He's gorgeous and I want to have his spawn.
6 Aug. 2006	Richard	I know something she doesn't. I know we're turning left in 0.75 miles.	While being overtaken by Tish
24 July 2006	Cat	I'm not talking to myself; I'm talking to the Oliver in my head.
21 July 2006	Richard	It's not a fish fetish! It's an appreciation of piscine beauty.
14 July 2006	Jess	A slight problem is that I'll be at church when we're meant to be at this goat sacrifice...	To a priest.
16 June 2006	Jess	That's not a joke, that's a jail sentence waiting to happen!
9 June 2006	Lupie	The Tutu of Reason forbids thee from pulling, um, thy others' hair.
9 June 2006	Dorée	Google Image Search is actually quite bad for torn human flesh.
9 June 2006	Dorée/Mark	D: You do realise you're going to have to dress up in vast quantities of yellow feathers on your wedding night. - M: I'm gagging for it.	About Richard and Mark's elopement
28 April 2006	Cat	I want Dorée's lesbian cherry. On a stick.
28 April 2006	Richard	It's a lot easier to raise hell while stone-cold sober. There's less faffing about and more getting straight to the jugular.
17 March 2006	mjg59	If you attach a chicken to your face you will get severe lacerations. You cannot do that with a live chicken.
13 March 2006	Oliver	It's such a great term, skanking.
13 March 2006	Oliver	Is [Keith's child] going to be called Krull the Destroyer? Regardless of gender?
13 March 2006	Keith & Oliver	Keith: [My membership card] was made of potato skins. - Oliver: I shudder to think what you did with it.
13 March 2006	Oliver	The positive powers of bullying. It's touching, it really is.
27 Feb. 2006	Jimmer/Oliver	Jimmer: Football nearly killed you last year. - Oliver: Yeah, but I've got more inhalers now.
13 Feb. 2006	Oliver	Oh, I don't care about personal hygiene
6 Feb. 2006	Andy	Dude! How many orifices do you have?!	to Fiona
6 Feb. 2006	Fiona	But you'll ruin my reputation!	complaining about these quotes
12 Dec. 2005	Oliver	Baz! How are you doing, you degenerate waste of oxygen?	And people wonder why he's called "Lovely Oliver"
12 Dec. 2005	Oliver	I'm using the gentle gel today
12 Dec. 2005	Oliver	Baz, you've got cellulite
2 Dec. 2005	Mikki	They have hair. They have one song. What more do you want?
11 April 2005	Emma	Stop terrorising my boyfriend you evil hairless git	To Oliver by text message
11 April 2005	Baz	They're poking me now!
11 April 2005	Elizabeth	Why is it, it always jumps out and gets so sticky?
11 April 2005	Elizabeth	My trousers are falling off. Does anyone have a piece of string?
11 April 2005	Fiona	You're making the category sticky	To Oliver
13 June 2004	Elizabeth	You'd better wait till we get a good bottom, this bottom here's really shitty.
13 June 2004	Karol	I can always get my pole up!
23 March 2004	KT	It is a very popular service, and very sticky...
9 Oct. 2003	Nicko	The Wurst is yet to come.
1 Sept. 2003	Colette	Baz was definitely unimpressive.
31 July 2003	Ian	It makes me want to build a pirate ship and sail the seven seas promoting metal.	On seeing Running Wild.
29 May 2003	Emma	There's bits that go GRRR and there's bits that go WHEEE!
6 March 2003	Elizabeth	(phone rings) ...Oh Christ, it's Eternal Damnation!
6 March 2003	Elizabeth	I know how to spell it - I'm a paeleontologist.
18 Jan. 2003	Ben	Please fist Baz.	(to Emma)
13 Jan. 2003	Richard	Last time I sold my body I made a loss.
10 Nov. 2002	Oli	Ian's easy.
10 Nov. 2002	Emma	Oh god, it was like 'Bring a spoon, go nuts!'.
10 Nov. 2002	Baz	I'm just as straight as Oli.
10 Nov. 2002	Ian	Speedbumps just annoy me, so I refuse to pander to them.
10 Nov. 2002	Jay	I can't get me fucking finger in the hole.
10 Nov. 2002	Andy	You want to get me on Rohypnol.	To Ian C.
10 Nov. 2002	Baz	Get your monkey out.	To Ian C.
10 Nov. 2002	Andy	We'll get him; we just have to be quick.	Referring to Baz.
10 Nov. 2002	Ian	It looks like the Andrex Puppy is being raped by King Kong.
10 Nov. 2002	Baz	Can I get a black cherry milkshake, please?	On a tea-shop crawl, this is scandalous.
10 Nov. 2002	Emma	If in doubt, stab it with a spoon.
10 Nov. 2002	Colette	Smell my fingers.
10 Nov. 2002	Oli	Are you sure they serve tea here?	In the Regal
10 Nov. 2002	(random guy at the bar)	Aaargh, it's Frank Spencer on acid!	On seeing Ed.
10 Nov. 2002	Mike (?)	For £500 million, I'd shag the old man.	(friend of Colette)
31 Oct. 2002	KT	I'd ask Deano before you fiddle with it
31 Oct. 2002	Ian Campbell	I can't focus on your tiny pecker.
31 Oct. 2002	Andy Morgan	Oli looks like he's been felching.
31 Oct. 2002	Baz	I'm not in denial. I'm just not a goth.	Evidence to the contrary includes the fact that he has just dyed his hair black.
31 Oct. 2002	Elizabeth	You're pissed, aren't you, Baz? That'll be why you've got your corpsepaint smeared all over you ears.	Baz's reply was a simple "Yes".
21 Sept. 2002	KT	That's old rock'n'roll; new rock'n'roll is prettier and more fragrant.
5 Sept. 2002	Oliver-Michael	Goodnight gentlemen, ladies. Oh, and Oli.
5 Aug. 2002	Baz	Oli, you can't make it rock-related by putting "RockSoc trip to" in front of it.
15 July 2002	Elizabeth	Does one often find drunk Germans in ones tent?	Sounding hopeful.
15 July 2002	Richard Watts	These are people who read the instructions on a pack of condoms; they're capable of anything!
15 July 2002	Oli	None of you need a drink, do you? Makes it look like I have no friends!
15 July 2002	Baz	I can get it up in under 30 seconds.
15 July 2002	Baz	Everybody ultimately succumbs to the Monkey.
15 July 2002	Baz	Oliver will fuck me up, as it were...
15 July 2002	Baz	...and a jar of mayonnaise.
15 July 2002	Oli	We could just do the whole committee twice.
15 July 2002	Elizabeth	Are we going down separately tomorrow?	To Ian Campbell.
15 July 2002	Elizabeth	Don't spill that on my trousers - I have to wear them for Slayer.
15 July 2002	Richard Watts	Someone's nicked my seat!
15 July 2002	Oli	Yes, and that someone has made a sticky mess all over the floor.
1 July 2002	Jimmer	Get your fucking fish out of my pint.
1 July 2002	Emma	Look at my hands, I'm playing the saxophone of horror.