There are some things that need writing down for the benefit of future generations. Those that are unminuteable for whatever reason can be found here.
| Date | Name | Quote | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 20 Jan. 2018 | Rob F | You can't really control Andy's anus | |
| 17 Jan. 2018 | Julie | What was that pub where the Beatles started playing in Liverpool? ... The Cavendish...? | When you've spent too long in Cambridge... |
| 4 Oct. 2017 | Random posh fresher | Wait, wait! This is CUMS! | Cambridge University Music Society is an endless source of entertainment... |
| 9 Aug. 2017 | Richard Walker | We're more like punkish rogues | |
| 27 July 2017 | Andy T | I always have spare tank in the gas for sex | |
| 25 July 2017 | Andy T | That's "Here Come the Champions" by Queen | |
| 22 June 2017 | Andy T | Everytime I burp, it's a mixture of butterscotch and scallop | |
| 22 May 2017 | Andy T | Maybe one day I'll lactate | |
| 30 April 2017 | Andy T | Having a good shit is better than an average wank | |
| 30 April 2017 | Andy T | I don't touch the darks | Discussing real ales... |
| 16 April 2017 | Andy T | I would fuck me | |
| 20 March 2017 | Andy T | It's nasal spray, not anal spray! | |
| 19 March 2017 | Nick Peer | Don't know why I got a pint. I don't really want it. | The only time Nick Peer regretted getting a pint to wash down his whale fish platter at breakfast after a night of heavy drinking |
| 18 March 2017 | Nick Peer | 10 beers... No chance of an erection. | Wishing he was able to engage in sexual intercourse with Andy T |
| 11 March 2017 | Andy T | It just doesn't seem right having a big piece of meat on a Sunday without some vegetables | |
| 19 Dec. 2016 | Andy T | I'm so full of curry that it scares me | |
| 11 Dec. 2016 | Andy T | I make love gravy | |
| 11 Dec. 2016 | Katherine T | I can't imagine my life without gravy | |
| 19 Oct. 2016 | Fred | He looks like from the cover of a pork scratching package | Commenting a picture of Josh deBOER! |
| 19 July 2016 | Richard Walker | My cock is bigger than Castle Hill | |
| 17 July 2016 | Richard Walker | My arse brings happiness | |
| 2 July 2016 | Nick Peer | I got so annoyed I pissed myself | |
| 19 June 2016 | Andy T | I'm just gonna go to the toilet stage and create a bottom symphony of my own | |
| 18 June 2016 | Facebook woman to Andy T | Put some clothes on you pervert pig | |
| 29 May 2016 | Nick Peer | I thought it was Chris Payne but it was a woman | |
| 14 May 2016 | Rob F to Andy T | Your arse is the equivalent of Susan Boyle's face | |
| 25 April 2016 | Andy T | I'm Nick Peer's personal cock slut | |
| 10 April 2016 | Random person on Facebook | The presence of a young woman can be distressing to some of the older twats | Discussing why Pauline got banned from 'The Real Ale Twats' Facebook group |
| 15 March 2016 | Wolfman | If I forced a fart that much, I'd shit myself | Watching questionable pornography |
| 15 March 2016 | Wolfman | Rihanna's got a big forehead, I like that. | |
| 13 March 2016 | Pauline | I wish I could find Jesus | |
| 13 March 2016 | Nick P | I don't want to get too drunk tonight so I'll have no more than 6 pints | |
| 12 March 2016 | Andy T to Rob F | My face is your jizz receptacle | |
| 10 March 2016 | Fred | Chris is the Hilter | |
| 6 March 2016 | Rob F | I'm dryer than the pyramids | |
| 26 Feb. 2016 | Random teenager at gig | Amon Amarth is about as heavy as I'll go | |
| 23 Feb. 2016 | Andy T | 'Happy Mess', that's what I'm going to call my cum now | Watching The Great British Bake Off... |
| 14 Dec. 2015 | Andy T | I should be the country's main supply of gas | |
| 29 Nov. 2015 | Wolfman | I wouldn't want to drink jizz | |
| 13 Nov. 2015 | Annie | I'm not a big fan of soap | |
| 11 Nov. 2015 | Andy T | I get the feeling I've unleashed something horrible upon the world... And I'm not talking about my bottom. | |
| 7 Nov. 2015 | Andy T | Listen to my arse trumpets! | |
| 7 Nov. 2015 | Julie | Andy's just one big chicken nugget | |
| 18 Sept. 2015 | Andy T | If priests let the kids roam free by the church, then they get free-range children | |
| 20 June 2015 | Mike F | Fuck grapefruit! | |
| 15 June 2015 | Richard Walker | Anyone else's blood I'll happily give you | |
| 12 June 2015 | Pauline | To Jack M: When are you going to wear your first bra? | |
| 11 June 2015 | Huw | Pauline: Who have you murdered? Huw: just random people... | Discussing the meaning of dreams |
| 11 June 2015 | Nick P | Alcohol is my one and only love | |
| 11 June 2015 | Pauline | I just want Baby Jesus up my butt! | |
| 19 May 2015 | Nick P | I love beer more than I love people | |
| 15 May 2015 | Josh | Triceratops are horny bastards | |
| 24 April 2015 | Bernardo | I think they had a gig in the UK recently... actually maybe it was a festival... in Germany... | |
| 11 March 2015 | Josh | I have an erect belly | |
| 7 March 2015 | Andy T | I wanna see some male arses! | |
| 20 Feb. 2015 | Josh | Andy has a magnificent chest | |
| 15 Nov. 2014 | Peter Silke | Have you never wanted to spank a goat? | |
| 7 Oct. 2014 | Random posh fresher | Rock music... That's far too edgy for me! | |
| 12 June 2014 | Richard Walker | Talking about ducks: 'oblivious idiots!' | |
| 5 June 2014 | Lurky | As if Yorkshire pudding wasn't big enough to contain your sausages! | Supposedly discussing English cuisine... |
| 15 May 2014 | Andy T | In a state of shock: '[insert name here] is not a dude?!' | |
| 8 Feb. 2014 | Chris P | They're about as edgy as a football | Chris contemplates how generic a particular band is |
| 1 May 2013 | Jessi | Are you saying "spunk" isn't a colour? | |
| 17 March 2013 | Sarah | We may have to do more phallus beating | |
| 9 March 2013 | Richard Watts | "What the world needs is more tentacles" | |
| 9 March 2013 | Mike Sargent | That's President Fizzbitch to you! | |
| 12 Feb. 2013 | Peter Silke | First world black metal problems! | Referring to the fact he couldn't drink easily without getting his corpse paint in his mouth. D'awww. |
| 7 Feb. 2013 | Jessi | I'm not advocating the use of jam in an orgy | |
| 7 Feb. 2013 | Mike Sargent | What is the sexiest type of pickle? [to smear on someone in an orgy] | |
| 7 Feb. 2013 | Laurence | I've seen homemade dildos made out of pumpkin (on the internet) | |
| 22 Jan. 2013 | Mike Pain | There's nothing wrong with looking good in a skirt. | Talking about dressing in Hannah's clothes. |
| 22 Jan. 2013 | Hannah Rose | Maybe I should've dressed up in PVC guttering then! | Commenting on the desirability of wearing PVC clothing to WUS. |
| 22 March 2012 | Scrabble Board in Pub | AAUUUU WE ARE ALL THE SEEDY HORRENDOUS WAVEY CLITORIS PROLAPSE VIBE FROTTING DOOM JIZZ AXE GANG MEN | The outcome of a game of "freeform" scrabble... |
| 20 March 2012 | Sian Jones | I have penis in my hair and on my face! | |
| 20 March 2012 | Crazy Tony | And then I cockblocked him by barking down the phone! | |
| 20 March 2012 | Sian Jones | ... Something about penises ... | |
| 20 March 2012 | Sian Jones | Water not penis juice! | |
| 8 March 2012 | Zoe (reported) | Your eyelids, they're so sparkly... I want to line my nest with your eyelids | |
| 8 March 2012 | Mike/Andy | Mike: Don't fork with me; Andy: Your razor sharp wit has won the day... Well, I say 'razor sharp' | |
| 18 Feb. 2012 | Philip/Andy | Philip: 'It needs a large base, a narrow top, two big handles to hold onto and...' Andy: 'Is that your ideal woman then?' | Rumours have it that Philip was describing a beaker suitable for use of the Hon. Sec. No comment. |
| 9 Feb. 2012 | Lionel | In a completely non sexual way... I'd love to meet his mum again. | |
| 4 Nov. 2011 | jen | Usually, it's not any better in context. | |
| 6 Oct. 2011 | Philip | 'The crack is wet' | |
| 29 Sept. 2011 | Becky | 'They're not students, they're all people' | of people at a pub quiz at the Empress |
| 21 Aug. 2011 | Iain paterson | My penis is magnetically attracted to Jen | |
| 2 June 2011 | Siân | This is why I like history, you don't have to lick anything | |
| 2 June 2011 | Danny | Well, reading Nietzche does get me pretty horny | |
| 2 June 2011 | Helen | Shouldn't look at them to closely, don't like to see the hairs | |
| 18 May 2011 | Iain P | There's one gay guy I only know because I had to do things for him. | |
| 18 May 2011 | Danny Johnson | All 3 year olds have body image issues, especially those without a body | |
| 13 May 2011 | Lionel | I really can't stop looking at you're breasts | To beth webb |
| 12 May 2011 | Amy | He does enjoy having his face in your boobs | |
| 5 May 2011 | Zoë | "pale jiggling nerdflesh" | The hon. sec. is informed that she does not want to know the context. |
| 4 May 2011 | Lionel | You fit it in your vagina | To andy |
| 4 May 2011 | Iain | Lionel, *you* fit it in your vagina? | |
| 28 April 2011 | Simon | Wouldn't be like anyone in Rocksoc to be weird... | |
| 28 April 2011 | Helen | "Argh, argh, many pens!" | |
| 28 April 2011 | Zoë | "It looks like a cross between a dragon and a chicken" | |
| 29 Jan. 2011 | Tamsyn | Invisible weapons just don't seem to cut it any more. | |
| 1 Jan. 2011 | Kim E | You can't wear somebody else's face! | To David G r.e. tin-foil masks |
| 5 Nov. 2010 | Andy T | A little bit of monkey never hurt anyone | response to a monkey masturbating in his beer |
| 5 Nov. 2010 | Andy T | I don't want your boggley eyed poo in my piss vodka. | |
| 19 June 2010 | Beth | I would be willing to be disturbed in the name of zombie porn. | |
| 15 June 2010 | Amy B | (at the Calling) I'm quite disappointed that I'm still alive. | Assassins |
| 14 June 2010 | David G | One of the boobs is a bit messed up | Talking about his very innocent Rubik's cube |
| 14 June 2010 | Jen | Do you have to screw it in two places to make it come out? | Coconut |
| 12 June 2010 | Rosalind & Beth | Rosalind: That's the first time I've caught anything! Beth: except AIDS | Rosalind triumphantly catches a frisbee |
| 12 June 2010 | Simon | Simon: I don't know whether to be flattered that you think my cock is alcoholic! Beth: well you did say "Old Peculiar"! | |
| 12 June 2010 | Beth | I might ring Dixie and abuse her till she comes. | |
| 12 June 2010 | Tamsyn | [my crotch] is only accessible if you are an athlete | |
| 11 June 2010 | Tamsyn | [Beth's breasts] are incredibly inflatable. | Results of corsets |
| 25 April 2010 | Kim | I'm pretty sure cooking isn't suppose to involve a hammer | to Nick J, happily smashing the hell out of chocolate to make choc chips |
| 25 April 2010 | Tamsyn | I've never seen you from this angle before | to Simon Mc V |
| 22 April 2010 | John H | I thought you were a woman at first, I was about to hit on you... | said to Thewsey in discussion on eyeliner |
| 13 April 2010 | John S | Next time you're in the Portland, look at the tiles and think "Penises" | He nods sagely after imparting his zen phrase... |
| 31 March 2010 | Kim | *singing* Here come the men in black *suddenly stops* OMG THEY'RE GOTHS! | |
| 14 March 2010 | Helen | It looked horrible. I thought of you. | To Nick J |
| 28 Feb. 2010 | Mark B | I'm not that much of a fan of Pussy... | Mark expresses his disfavour of Rammstein's latest album. Hooray for out of context quotes! |
| 13 Feb. 2010 | Mark B | I've never seen a film with a double ended dildo... oh wait... | |
| 7 Feb. 2010 | Jen | I'd probe myself but I don't think I'd like it... | |
| 5 Feb. 2010 | John H | Grass counts as one of your 5-a-day, you know | A pearl of wisdom from the sober John! |
| 5 Feb. 2010 | John H | I can't believe it's not buttocks! I'm crying on the inside... | A slightly more inebriated John this time... |
| 5 Feb. 2010 | Dixie | Black Jesus, black Mary... black Michael Jackson; what's going on?! | Commenting on how Tamsyn's single black glove was flying madly in the face of the expected shade! |
| 30 Jan. 2010 | Beth E | Oh wait, I thought you were talking about necrophilia when you said necromancy | |
| 3 Jan. 2010 | Helen | It sounded like someone in the juice carton calling for help! | |
| 7 May 2009 | Doreé | I'm not a tramp I'm an alcoholic! | Doreé recalls a drunken evening in Halifax |
| 16 April 2009 | John B | I was lucid dreaming but couldn't think of anything to do... so I woke up | |
| 10 April 2009 | Richard | I don't know whether to cry or masturbate . I'll try both. | |
| 15 May 2008 | Elaine | I once did it with a pool triangle. | |
| 25 April 2008 | Keith | How long before someone puts a stick of rock up their arse? | |
| 20 March 2007 | Richard | Spilk: that feeling you've just cum in the milk again | Richard invents a new word, and the meaning behind it - the "again" is a nice touch... |
| 12 Feb. 2007 | Simon | Kit is metal enough to be welded to things. | |
| 12 Feb. 2007 | Mikki | You're not going anywhere NEAR my PCI slot! | |
| 12 Feb. 2007 | Kit | I've never found any gold-plated places on Mikki. | |
| 5 Feb. 2007 | Richard | It's the subtle interplay of sex, booze & fags... | |
| 5 Feb. 2007 | Kit | Bloody Oliver - It's like a Bloody Mary but tastes worse. | |
| 5 Feb. 2007 | Richard | Fiona is taking a more than professional interest in proceedings. | |
| 3 Feb. 2007 | Fiona | I don't have any expanses of hair large enough for Monk. | |
| 27 Jan. 2007 | Mark T | I don't do animals, unfortunately. | |
| 21 Jan. 2007 | Fiona | I'm not against breasts per se | |
| 20 Jan. 2007 | Rachel | I would volunteer myself, but I don't have as many innuendos as Fiona | Regarding 20 Questions |
| 20 Jan. 2007 | Rachel | Reading Nietzsche is like reading Livejournal | |
| 20 Jan. 2007 | Dan | Except me, who is unquoted... | |
| 20 Jan. 2007 | Fiona/Simon | F: Mmm, vanilla. *lick* *lick* / S: You can taste me if you want. | Regarding kinky vs vanilla |
| 20 Jan. 2007 | Oli | It was lots of fun and not very sticky | On jelly wrestling |
| 20 Jan. 2007 | Nick J | The non-stick frying pan sprouted | |
| 20 Jan. 2007 | Richard | I'm seeing what vegetables I can set fire to | |
| 20 Jan. 2007 | Simon | Richard, even *your* ego doesn't have flying buttresses | |
| 20 Jan. 2007 | Jen | What's wrong with carpets? | |
| 20 Jan. 2007 | Fiona | Richard's nice, in a dodgy way | |
| 15 Jan. 2007 | Richard | Oli! I never thought you'd spread your legs for me! | |
| 15 Jan. 2007 | Simon | To Nick: Right then, threaten not-to-threaten Haydon with pain until he hands over the money. | Haydon is a member of CUFS... |
| 15 Jan. 2007 | Richard | It's a bit like Lego. You never have the right bits. | |
| 15 Jan. 2007 | Richard | Don't sleep with Nick [J], he twists things | |
| 28 Dec. 2006 | Nick J/John | Nick: You just want to be raped by squirrels. - John: That's one of the most popular fantasies. | |
| 28 Dec. 2006 | Fiona | I don't do anything except the best steak. | |
| 28 Dec. 2006 | Clive/Richard | Clive: You're out by 18 orders of magnitude. - Richard: I'm drunk. | |
| 28 Dec. 2006 | John | Oh, here's Elise. She can be the voice of sanity. | |
| 9 Dec. 2006 | Lupie | What? My breasts aren't a social transgression! | |
| 1 Dec. 2006 | Iain | Our cake is as heavy as our metal and our tea is as black as our souls | Suggesting a slogan for the Rocksoc Tea Shop Crawl |
| 22 Sept. 2006 | Markachu and Ian | M: I'm engaged. / I: You're gay?! / M: Engaged. It's the same, but with a woman. | |
| 22 Sept. 2006 | Baz | I'm happy in my pants. | About Transformers, concerningly. |
| 19 Sept. 2006 | Siobhan | I'm not convinced I like being called a buffer state. | |
| 16 Sept. 2006 | Monk | I'm not evil, I swear. | |
| 25 Aug. 2006 | Baz | Was I asleep on your shoulder? Sorry, I thought you were Emma | To Mark |
| 11 Aug. 2006 | Emma | For winter haiku / Write seventeen syllables / With pen on pulped trees | |
| 11 Aug. 2006 | Dorée | You went to the bar and didn't get me whisky, even though Baz had licked my forehead. | |
| 8 Aug. 2006 | Richard | You've got to wonder about the pope. ... He's gorgeous and I want to have his spawn. | |
| 6 Aug. 2006 | Richard | I know something she doesn't. I know we're turning left in 0.75 miles. | While being overtaken by Tish |
| 24 July 2006 | Cat | I'm not talking to myself; I'm talking to the Oliver in my head. | |
| 21 July 2006 | Richard | It's not a fish fetish! It's an appreciation of piscine beauty. | |
| 14 July 2006 | Jess | A slight problem is that I'll be at church when we're meant to be at this goat sacrifice... | To a priest. |
| 16 June 2006 | Jess | That's not a joke, that's a jail sentence waiting to happen! | |
| 9 June 2006 | Lupie | The Tutu of Reason forbids thee from pulling, um, thy others' hair. | |
| 9 June 2006 | Dorée | Google Image Search is actually quite bad for torn human flesh. | |
| 9 June 2006 | Dorée/Mark | D: You do realise you're going to have to dress up in vast quantities of yellow feathers on your wedding night. - M: I'm gagging for it. | About Richard and Mark's elopement |
| 28 April 2006 | Cat | I want Dorée's lesbian cherry. On a stick. | |
| 28 April 2006 | Richard | It's a lot easier to raise hell while stone-cold sober. There's less faffing about and more getting straight to the jugular. | |
| 17 March 2006 | mjg59 | If you attach a chicken to your face you will get severe lacerations. You cannot do that with a live chicken. | None |
| 13 March 2006 | Oliver | It's such a great term, skanking. | None |
| 13 March 2006 | Oliver | Is [Keith's child] going to be called Krull the Destroyer? Regardless of gender? | None |
| 13 March 2006 | Keith & Oliver | Keith: [My membership card] was made of potato skins. - Oliver: I shudder to think what you did with it. | None |
| 13 March 2006 | Oliver | The positive powers of bullying. It's touching, it really is. | None |
| 27 Feb. 2006 | Jimmer/Oliver | Jimmer: Football nearly killed you last year. - Oliver: Yeah, but I've got more inhalers now. | None |
| 13 Feb. 2006 | Oliver | Oh, I don't care about personal hygiene | None |
| 6 Feb. 2006 | Andy | Dude! How many orifices do you have?! | to Fiona |
| 6 Feb. 2006 | Fiona | But you'll ruin my reputation! | complaining about these quotes |
| 12 Dec. 2005 | Oliver | Baz! How are you doing, you degenerate waste of oxygen? | And people wonder why he's called "Lovely Oliver" |
| 12 Dec. 2005 | Oliver | I'm using the gentle gel today | None |
| 12 Dec. 2005 | Oliver | Baz, you've got cellulite | None |
| 2 Dec. 2005 | Mikki | They have hair. They have one song. What more do you want? | None |
| 11 April 2005 | Emma | Stop terrorising my boyfriend you evil hairless git | To Oliver by text message |
| 11 April 2005 | Baz | They're poking me now! | |
| 11 April 2005 | Elizabeth | Why is it, it always jumps out and gets so sticky? | |
| 11 April 2005 | Elizabeth | My trousers are falling off. Does anyone have a piece of string? | |
| 11 April 2005 | Fiona | You're making the category sticky | To Oliver |
| 13 June 2004 | Elizabeth | You'd better wait till we get a good bottom, this bottom here's really shitty. | |
| 13 June 2004 | Karol | I can always get my pole up! | |
| 23 March 2004 | KT | It is a very popular service, and very sticky... | |
| 9 Oct. 2003 | Nicko | The Wurst is yet to come. | |
| 1 Sept. 2003 | Colette | Baz was definitely unimpressive. | |
| 31 July 2003 | Ian | It makes me want to build a pirate ship and sail the seven seas promoting metal. | On seeing Running Wild. |
| 29 May 2003 | Emma | There's bits that go GRRR and there's bits that go WHEEE! | |
| 6 March 2003 | Elizabeth | (phone rings) ...Oh Christ, it's Eternal Damnation! | |
| 6 March 2003 | Elizabeth | I know how to spell it - I'm a paeleontologist. | |
| 18 Jan. 2003 | Ben | Please fist Baz. | (to Emma) |
| 13 Jan. 2003 | Richard | Last time I sold my body I made a loss. | |
| 10 Nov. 2002 | Oli | Ian's easy. | |
| 10 Nov. 2002 | Emma | Oh god, it was like 'Bring a spoon, go nuts!'. | |
| 10 Nov. 2002 | Baz | I'm just as straight as Oli. | |
| 10 Nov. 2002 | Ian | Speedbumps just annoy me, so I refuse to pander to them. | |
| 10 Nov. 2002 | Jay | I can't get me fucking finger in the hole. | |
| 10 Nov. 2002 | Andy | You want to get me on Rohypnol. | To Ian C. |
| 10 Nov. 2002 | Baz | Get your monkey out. | To Ian C. |
| 10 Nov. 2002 | Andy | We'll get him; we just have to be quick. | Referring to Baz. |
| 10 Nov. 2002 | Ian | It looks like the Andrex Puppy is being raped by King Kong. | |
| 10 Nov. 2002 | Baz | Can I get a black cherry milkshake, please? | On a tea-shop crawl, this is scandalous. |
| 10 Nov. 2002 | Emma | If in doubt, stab it with a spoon. | |
| 10 Nov. 2002 | Colette | Smell my fingers. | |
| 10 Nov. 2002 | Oli | Are you sure they serve tea here? | In the Regal |
| 10 Nov. 2002 | (random guy at the bar) | Aaargh, it's Frank Spencer on acid! | On seeing Ed. |
| 10 Nov. 2002 | Mike (?) | For £500 million, I'd shag the old man. | (friend of Colette) |
| 31 Oct. 2002 | KT | I'd ask Deano before you fiddle with it | None |
| 31 Oct. 2002 | Ian Campbell | I can't focus on your tiny pecker. | None |
| 31 Oct. 2002 | Andy Morgan | Oli looks like he's been felching. | None |
| 31 Oct. 2002 | Baz | I'm not in denial. I'm just not a goth. | Evidence to the contrary includes the fact that he has just dyed his hair black. |
| 31 Oct. 2002 | Elizabeth | You're pissed, aren't you, Baz? That'll be why you've got your corpsepaint smeared all over you ears. | Baz's reply was a simple "Yes". |
| 21 Sept. 2002 | KT | That's old rock'n'roll; new rock'n'roll is prettier and more fragrant. | None |
| 5 Sept. 2002 | Oliver-Michael | Goodnight gentlemen, ladies. Oh, and Oli. | None |
| 5 Aug. 2002 | Baz | Oli, you can't make it rock-related by putting "RockSoc trip to" in front of it. | None |
| 15 July 2002 | Elizabeth | Does one often find drunk Germans in ones tent? | Sounding hopeful. |
| 15 July 2002 | Richard Watts | These are people who read the instructions on a pack of condoms; they're capable of anything! | None |
| 15 July 2002 | Oli | None of you need a drink, do you? Makes it look like I have no friends! | None |
| 15 July 2002 | Baz | I can get it up in under 30 seconds. | None |
| 15 July 2002 | Baz | Everybody ultimately succumbs to the Monkey. | None |
| 15 July 2002 | Baz | Oliver will fuck me up, as it were... | None |
| 15 July 2002 | Baz | ...and a jar of mayonnaise. | None |
| 15 July 2002 | Oli | We could just do the whole committee twice. | None |
| 15 July 2002 | Elizabeth | Are we going down separately tomorrow? | To Ian Campbell. |
| 15 July 2002 | Elizabeth | Don't spill that on my trousers - I have to wear them for Slayer. | None |
| 15 July 2002 | Richard Watts | Someone's nicked my seat! | None |
| 15 July 2002 | Oli | Yes, and that someone has made a sticky mess all over the floor. | None |
| 1 July 2002 | Jimmer | Get your fucking fish out of my pint. | None |
| 1 July 2002 | Emma | Look at my hands, I'm playing the saxophone of horror. | None |